UGC - Script using a parody approach, as you requested, to highlight the benefits of selling with Upstix by framing them as "regrets"
Please also include B-roll of yourself acting out each scenario - i.e sleeping like a baby etc
Upstix offers you a new trustworthy way to sell your property, guaranteeing you speed, certainty and simplicity. No more waiting for estate agents, solicitors, buyers and the dreaded chain. Every traditional house sale has at least one hitch, and always takes longer than you hoped.
3 reasons why I regret selling my house quickly to Upstix:
So, if you DON’T want a fast, stress-free sale with no extra fees, definitely don’t check out Upstix. It’s just too... simple."
[End with a cheeky wink to the camera.]
Tips - needs to feel natural, not like reading from a script
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